Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke-19The Golfer…

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.

Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. “I have some good news and some bad news,” says the surgeon.

“The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”

“Oh God no!” cries the man “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?”

“The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it’s a woman’s arm and I’ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant.”

“Go for it doc,” says the man, “as long as I can play golf again.”

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.

“Hi, how’s the new arm?” asks the surgeon.

“Just great,” says the businessman. “I’m playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved.”

“That’s great,” said the surgeon.

“Not only that,” continued the golfer, “my handwriting has improved, I’ve learned how to sew my own clothes and I’ve even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors.”

“That’s unbelievable!” said the surgeon, “I’m so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?”

“Well, just one,” said the golfer, “Every time I get an erection I also get a headache.”

1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 nicker Feb 6th, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    According to Golf World magazine, the average golfer loses two golf
    balls per round for a worldwide total of approximately 2,465,752 every
    day. Worried about running out? Don’t be. Companies like Titleist are
    working hard to ensure that never happens. Titleist makes 1.2 million
    golf balls each day.

    And one more thought to ponder on…
    Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls. A recent
    study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another
    study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

    That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon (like a “hybrid”)
    And they routinely get their balls replaced….

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