Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. ‘Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’ ‘I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining out there!’ ‘If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!’ she replied. ‘He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!’

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the nude?’ one asked.’Oh yes!’ he replied, gasping in air. ‘It feels so wonderfully free!’ Another runner moved along side. ‘Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?’ ‘Oh, yes’ our friend answered breathlessly.’ That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!’ Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, ‘Do you always wear a condom when you run?,’ ‘Nope … only when it’s raining.’

4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Zenaldo Oct 25th, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    Pretty sure I saw this in a movie once…

  2. 2 nicker Oct 26th, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Having from time to time been chided by some of you for being less than enamored of Islam’s many short comings (such as lack of tolerance) let me now demure by way of recognizing one of Islams greater contributions to humanity….. the Condom.

    In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

    Building on that great achievement, in1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

    Thanks aren’t necessary, i do this as a public service for the enlightenment of Bikers everywhere.

    -BTW- I did not run this through Snopes, but I got it from a friend that I totally trust.
    Thanks Brother Jeff…………….. 🙂

    -nicker-

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Oct 27th, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.

    The driver is a jerk, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

    The motorist goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in explicit offensive terms.

    When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in the lower right corner. The guy signs the ticket angrily, demands to know what ‘AH” stands for.

    The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember that you’re an asshole!”

    Two months later they’re in court. The violator has a bad driving record and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

    On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

    The Lawyer questions, “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?”

    “Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH” underlined.”

    “And what does the “AH” stand for, Officer?”

    “Aggressive and Hostile, Sir.”

    “Aggressive and hostile?”

    “Yes, Sir.

    “Officer, are you sure it doesn’t stand for asshole?”

    Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  4. 4 BCinSoCal Nov 19th, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    You nailed it Nicker!!

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