Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand.  Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? I got proof.

What kind of proof? She going to poison me.

 She bought a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it says:

 Polish Remover.

2 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Sportster Mike Jul 17th, 2014 at 2:28 am

    ‘Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.’ oh my!!!! nearly the ‘n’ word which we are not allowed to say in England
    but velly good yoke…. must tell my Polish plumber!!

  2. 2 nicker Jul 17th, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Another historic “Indian 1st”

    Hap Jones, also noted as a champion T.T. Racer rides then pushes his Indian Chief through the crowd of pedestrians to become the first to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

    Redskin haters be damned……. 🙂


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